Uh.... Is this thing on?

It's sad.... and we're sorry. We've been so SO naughty about updating here. About once a month Lita and I look at each other (virtually) and say, "We should really do an update soon." And then the other person says, "Yeah..." and then the first person says, "Yeah...." and then we go back to talking about whatever we were talking about before one of us thought about Holeee Cow. It's not that we don't love Chick Tracts, and Lord knows I hate it when people whine about how much work it is to maintain a blog. But the sad truth is that making fun of Christian literature is hard work, people! I don't know how the athiests do it.

So don't lose hope -- we haven't given up. We still love Holeee Cow, and we will do our best to update again soon. We promise!

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